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Your food accountant keeps the books on what you actually eat.

Your food accountant keeps the books on what you actually eat.Your food accountant keeps the books on what you actually eat.Your food accountant keeps the books on what you actually eat.

Get a simple plan each morning. Text what happened. Food Accountant rebalances the rest of your day and sends a weekly statem

Join the 14-day pilot

Your food accountant keeps the books on what you actually eat.

Your food accountant keeps the books on what you actually eat.Your food accountant keeps the books on what you actually eat.Your food accountant keeps the books on what you actually eat.

Get a simple plan each morning. Text what happened. Food Accountant rebalances the rest of your day and sends a weekly statem

Join the 14-day pilot

Your day, on the books

Every meal is a transaction. Every day closes clean.

Join the pilot

Plan the day in one text

Each morning brings an opening balance: a calorie range, a protein floor, and a simple menu built around foods you actually like.

Adjust after real life happens

Text "had a burrito, don't judge me." Lunch logs as a variance and dinner gets reforecast in seconds. Nothing is broken.

See planned vs. actual

A 30-second daily close and a weekly statement show adherence, protein average, and the one change worth making next week.

One conversation, five moments. That's the whole product.

No dashboards, no streaks, no badges. Your food accountant runs on the same metaphor a real accountant does: budget, transactions, variance, reforecast, close.

01 - Onboard in five texts

Goal, hard exclusions, favorite foods, check-in times. You never answer the same question twice.

02 - Opening balance

A morning text with today's calorie range, protein floor, and a suggested menu - plus one life-happens allowance.

03 - Log by text

Say what you ate in plain words. Estimates are instant and corrections take one reply.

Off plan? The books still close.

No streaks to break, no bad-day labels. Just an honest close, every night.

04 - Instant reforecast

Off plan at lunch? The rest of the day rebalances around it. No red flags, no bad-day labels.

05 - Close the books

Evening: planned vs. actual in one honest sentence. Weekly: a statement with one adjustment for next week.

That is the whole job.

Five texts a day. No app to open, no dashboard to check, no streak to protect.

Join the 14-day founding pilot

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Free for founding members

Ten founding spots, free forever. The whole product runs over text - no app, no dashboard, no streaks. Food Accountant is general wellness support, not medical advice; talk to your doctor before changing your diet.

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